The mothership orders specimens in French. You fly the saucer. Beam up the right one — no flashcards, no lessons, a real arcade game where the language is how you aim.
Every place teaches its own French — the scroll is the invasion map.
Cows, pigs, and one very angry farmer. Learn your first nouns by beaming up whatever the mothership orders — la vache, le cochon, le cheval — while the herd runs for it.
Nouns · Colours · Counting
Produce, prices and a vendor who wants answers. Numbers arrive with euros attached — «Ça coûte cinq euros» means something when you are stealing the tomatoes.
Food · Prices · Numbers
Something in this sector shreds transmissions. Orders arrive scrambled into torn fragments — drag the sentence back together to decode what command actually wants.
Vehicles · Word order · Decoding
Croissants under glass, a waiter with opinions. Whole phrases now — specimens talk, and any one of them answering the mothership's question is a valid target.
Ordering · Questions · Phrases
Parasols, sandcastles and a suspicious number of seagulls. Seaside French under a holiday sun — and a pédalo with your name on it.
Beach life · Sizes · The pédalo
Every mechanic on free vocabulary before you ever touch French soil: colours, counting, jammed orders, speaking — and a cadet's exam with a drone to steal.
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Confirm captures over the radio. Say «la vache» and the mothership pays a bonus — stay silent and the game plays exactly the same.
Jammed orders arrive as torn fragments. Rebuild the French sentence to read what command wants — syntax, learned by hand.
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Processed, catalogued, and currently learning French aboard the mothership.
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